Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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