Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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