Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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