I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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