I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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