I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize
