It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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