I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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