I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.