just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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