Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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