Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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