i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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