So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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