I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
