He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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