I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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