Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize