Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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