Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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