ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
operation harelip BJ is a go
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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