New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Boobs speak an international language.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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