Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
