You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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