She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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