Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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