My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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