I want to make a zoo with you.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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