On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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