I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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