Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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