"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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