question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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