I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
