just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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