Your tits are I can't wait for
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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