if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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