Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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