I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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