ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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