Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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