i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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