It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Text me some of your sweat
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