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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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