How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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