Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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