i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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