i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I forgot wine drunk hurts
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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