And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Randomize
