OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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