I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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