i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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