Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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