My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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