PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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