after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Drunk is not a location!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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