Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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