Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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